A New Endian Dilemma

If you seek milk there, no such luck—
The middle's milk; the end is muck.

by Daniel Galef

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Daniel Galef's poetry has appeared in Light Quarterly, The New Verse News, and Word Ways: The Journal of Recreational Linguistics. He is currently studying at McGill University, where he won First Prize at the 2016 McGill Drama Festival and is editor-in-chief of the humor magazine The Plumber's Faucet.