There is no Frigate Like a Frig
There is no frigate like a Frig
For glory in the Port,
Nor any vessel so glad met
As one set out for Sport—
Such vessel may the poorest ride
Without resort to Coins—
How fruitful is the charity
That bares the Human loins!
by Mike Jones
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Mike Jones teaches at Oakland High School, where his students greet him by shouting, "Who?" He is outweighed roughly two-to-one, especially if bling is included, by the rapper of the same name but different tax bracket.
