Dear readers, writers, and random internet stumblers, Unfortunately I plan to stop posting new content to the Parody website. The good n...

To His Coy Wordsmith with a nod to Andrew Marvell Had we but world enough and time this coyness, poet, were no crime; I would sit ...

The Formalist with a nod to Ogden Nash I give you now Professor Fist, A storied verbal pugilist. Said linguists, "He's abov...

Death Responds to Mr. Donne with a nod to John Donne I have heard many silly taunts in my extensive time, and they are never more ...

Thirteen ways of Looking at a Maltese with a nod to Wallace Stevens I Among many cozy covers I lost the little thing Where the he...